What turns you on? Tell us your deepest desires and most intimate wishes. We might create a story from your suggestion and bring it to life on stage! Share your email address (optional) and if we use your idea, you'll be entered to win 2 free tickets to the next show!

Name *
First name and last initial are acceptable.
Describe your fantasy in as much detail as possible.

By clicking SUBMIT, you agree to the following terms. Baloney reserves the right to change, edit, modify or otherwise alter submitted stories and ideas. Your first name will only be used to credit your submission. We will never sell or use your email address, except to contact you if you've won tickets to a future show.